Today I learnt from a nature documentary
That I kill Orang Utans by having wraps for tea
And a man who looks plastic and shiny
Raised a million pounds singing karaoke.
The money will be spent on children in need.
Victims of circumstance and corporate greed.
I stacked some chairs at the end of the day
And raced a virtual car so I guess everything's okay.
The lights are on and somebody's home
For my misdemeanours to Orang Utans, I'd like to atone
So I bought some peanut butter marmite and checked the ingredients with dread.
It just had Peanut Oil in. Maybe that kills antelopes instead.