Fuzzy Water, North Wales
Grump

Save the Orang Utans

Today I learnt from a nature documentary

That I kill Orang Utans by having wraps for tea

And a man who looks plastic and shiny

Raised a million pounds singing karaoke. 

 

The money will be spent on children in need. 

Victims of circumstance and corporate greed.

I stacked some chairs at the end of the day

And raced a virtual car so I guess everything's okay. 

 

The lights are on and somebody's home

For my misdemeanours to Orang Utans, I'd like to atone

So I bought some peanut butter marmite and checked the ingredients with dread. 

It just had Peanut Oil in. Maybe that kills antelopes instead. 

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