Flooded Tewkesbury
The Proud Father


You're such a f*cking snowflake

Way too sensitive and offended

Man up, we are not all unique

Or in an ambulance, I'll get you sended. 


Because I don't like snowflakes

I hate my life you see.

Life sucks and then you die

And I want you to hate yourself, like me


I love Donald Trump

He says just what it's like. 

His mouth is like an exocet

He'll have your libtard head on a spike


Your empathy and dreams

Are offensive and boring

Hate is where the grown ups live

And everyone should be warring.


Us against them

And knee deep in blame

I don't have to like you

Because we are not all the same


Differences scare me, 

I don't like the unknown

If you try using clever words 

I just get all muddled and thrown 


So I diss the things

That are are progressive and new

My views stuck in the past,

The old traditions, right and true.


I can spew hatred and venom

And be ridiculously offensive

Then blame you for reacting

And being weak and offended


I have the perfect alibi now

And you dare call me a liar

I can't improve my life

So instead, I'll just piss on your fire.


Please just hug me

I can't control the hate

I want to let it all go

And learn to love, before it's too late.


7 and a half billion people in this world

If not snowflakes, then simply unique

Better to stand out than fit in

So go crazy and embrace your inner freak.



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